{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}
{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}
{"slip": { "id": 45, "advice": "Build something out of LEGO."}}
{"slip": { "id": 207, "advice": "Always seek out advice or opinions when making a decision."}}
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